A 17-year-old girl was arrested for drunk driving and going 118 MPH in her 2000 Toyota Celica. Her excuse?

She told police officers she was trying to make it to school on time.

From the Chicago Tribune article,

"She was stopped after weaving in and out of traffic, and told officers she had just dropped off a friend and was trying to make it home before heading to school."

The officers probably heard that one before.